Ladies and Gentlemen... the Ted Ginn era
(sprays bottle 5 bottles of Cristal over brazillian model housekeepers)
Somehow I didn’t think my week could get any better after the Brandon Marshall trade. And much like when I doubted your mom having no gag reflex, I was wrong.
Today Jeff Irelandbaumsteinberg may have pulled off the most one sided business transaction in history: Another football team gave up compensation for the rights to employ Ted Ginn as a football player. That’s right, Teddy G is being sent to San Francisco for a 5th round draft pick! No word on if the Ginn family is covered in this transaction, or if their rights are retained by Miami.
(gets hit with a roll of hundreds, starts laughing and has a money fight with Speakerboxxx)
Ahhh it’s been a fun ride, Teddy. We will have to find someone else to run out of bounds on 3rd down a yard before the first down marker. Or drop wide open passes. Or have historically bad and league worst YAC. Or to sleep in the meeting rooms instead of practicing or working out.
Nothing personal against Ginn. I am sure he is a nice guy, and he never got into any trouble in Miami. But he is as bad at his job as anyone in america, and today is a Miami Dolphins holiday.
(chugs half a bottle of Jim Beam, walks down the street hugging every stranger one by one)
