Where is Walter Kronkite when you need to report this kind of a shocker. Anna Kournikova’s mother Alla Kournikova has been charged with felony child neglect after leaving her five year old son home alone while she was out running errands. You would really never expect this from the chick that committed her daughter to the compound of child molester legendary tennis coach Nick Bollitieri at age 10. You really have to feel for the little boy here, because in about four or five years he is going to realize out his sister is Anna Kournikova. It would like me finding out my sister was a filet mignon, only to discover that all American state laws prohibit me eating steak that is related to me, and that Enrique Inglesias was already eating my steak, and the steak probably wasn’t into younger guys anyway.

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