When you are a wildly successful and omnipresent blog monolith like TYSOTB, Google returns you for all kinds of different search terms. Weekly we take you behind the curtain and share our 5 favorite Google search terms that led readers to our site in the past 7 days. All terms are sic, unless noted otherwise.
It should be further emphasized that these are ACTUAL search terms that led to our sports blog. You can’t make this kind of shit up.
#5 “Was Woody Hayes an Asshole?”
This term was almost certainly submitted by the sophisticated gentleman pictured above.
As to the question, it certainly depends how you define asshole. Was he a man of notorious temper, who routinely attacked television crews and destroyed down markers? Perhaps. Did he punch a Clemson player in the throat? Oh yeah. But was he an asshole? The TYSOTB stance is that those things mostly mostly just make you totally awesome. Woody Hayes was the kind of batshit crazy old coot that gave college football personality. He ruled.
#4 “Handsome Vato”
Oh, why hello there. I see my reputation proceeds me. I am excited that the legend of my classicaly chiseled features is no longer limited to North America, but now a global phenomena. It is only fair to the rest of the world.
#3: “did sandra bullock wear breast enhancers”
Wow. My guess is no, no she didn’t However if she did, in whatever the hell endeavour you are talking about, they are THE WORST damned breast enhancers in the universe. And what does that have to do with my gotdang sports blog?
#2 “sweet backyard football routes”
This one absolutely kills me. It brought some lucky visitor to this post, my piece on how awesome the Wikipedia entry on the Run & Shoot Offense is.
What makes this so gnarly is that the searcher was not interested in an “Effective backyard football route” or even a “Good Backyard Football Route”… but instead a “SWEET backyard football route”. Hmmm… stoner cadence… football playing… that can only mean one man: former OSU Star QB and current EFF BEE EYE AGENT Johnny Utah!
#1 “Nick Saban that godless communist”
It took quite a bit of convincing to SB and DB that this wasn’t me searching for hits on this subject. I do spend about 4 hours a day thinking something similar though. I am endlessly thrilled though that TYSOTB is a suggested return for that. My goal is to be the #1 destination on the internet for sittin around and hating Nick Saban.
And yes, amongst other things, Nick Saban absolutely is a godless communist. Well played, random google searcher person.
