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It’s that time of the week again.  For those of you just now recovering from your weekend hangovers, and for those of us still drunk from four straight days of getting hammered while watching a friend go through a ceremony that entitles 50% of his assets to a woman, the writers of this highly acclaimed blog have a new MNF drinking challenge that will ensure your Tuesday morning will be just as rough.

Tonight’s MNF game has the New York Jets visiting the Miami Dolphins down at Landshark Stadium.  I’m not sure exactly how much black tar heroine the NFL schedulers were on last year when they thought that this sounded like a good prime-time match-up, but I’m sure it was a lot.  Famed journalist and TYSOTB contributor Vato Laco is actually in attendance for this game and has side line passes (for disclosure purposes, he is a Dolphins fan), so if you see some random guy getting arrested after throwing up on Tony Sparano it would be safe to assume that it’s him.

Let’s get on to the rules…

Week 5: New York Jets @ Miami Dolphins

Drink anytime:

1. Jaws hates on the wildcat offense.
2. Ted Ginn is unable to make a completely average NFL type play.
3. They mention any celebrity who is a part owner of the Dolphins, even though they only own like 1% and probably don’t even know who Chad Henne is.
4. Any announcer verbally sucks Mark Sanchez off.
5. Ronnie Brown pwns someone.
6. Rex Ryan looks like he is about to eat one of his players.
7. The Patriots are mentioned, even though they aren’t playing tonight.
8. Chad Henne gets pwned.
9. Jon Gruden looks constipated.
10. Bboxxx is being Bboxxx (which he almost certainly is).

And there you go.  Keep a sharp eye out for the Dolphins fan that is getting physically escorted out of the stadium to see our hard hitting reporting team hard at work.