Goddamn I hate Jeremy Shockey. And I love nearly EVERYONE that comes out of the U. Assholes, criminals, all pros, whatever, I think they are great. But Shockey should be reduced down to his base elements for manufacturing purposes.
Well for the first time in weeks, Monday Night Football is featuring a game that could be potentially interesting even before you can get through 3/4 of a case of Dom Perignon. The upstart Atlanta Falcons are traveling to the Super Dome to take on a very exciting New Orleans Saints team in a game with serious division and playoff implications. But here at TYSOTB, we like to think that there is no human endeavor that can’t be improved with a little drinking game.
This one was kind of tricky. My favorite challenges involve overblown story lines and incompetent players. The media has already exhausted our national stockpile of “Favre’s”, and these are both pretty good teams.
But if you wanted to be sober you wouldn’t have picked up that 24 pack of Beast on your lunch break. Sitting around not drinking on monday nights is for the amish. Let’s rock.
1) Speakerboxx(x) is being Speakerboxx(x). I have a feeling he is going to extra Speakerboxx(x)ish tonight, so stay on your toes.
2) An announcer says something that could be construed as sexual innuendo (He took that to the hole HARD).
3) Any play that goes over 10 yards – 1/2 Beer
4) Any play that goes over 30 yards – Full Beer
5) Anytime the words “Katrina”, “Hope”, “Courage”, or “Manning” are spoken, or printed, in any context whatsover.
6) Anytime you wish a meteor would hit Jeremy Shockey, or you suspect Vato Loco is wishing a meteor would hit Jeremy Shockey
7) Anytime there is a commercial that in no way whatsoever motivates you to buy the product in question
Anytime Reggie Bush does something that does not fall in line with his “Most explosive prospect of the decade” rating coming into the draft
9) Anytime Drew Brees does something that makes the collective Dolphins fan base let out a deep sigh, sob for a little bit, and then pour a tall pitcher of whiskey. Basically anything pretty good. Damn you Culpepper!!
10) Anytime a saints fan looks intoxicated
And the powerball word of the week: MATCHUP. Drink whenever this word is mentioned, in any context.
Enjoy the game folks
