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I don’t have any runners up. All I have seen this week is alot of whiney athletes and figure skating. When does football start again?
Winner: BUS FIGHTER
If you own enough internet access to get to this site, you have probably already seen it. But if you haven’t, immerse yourself in beard flavored badassness.
For this column weignore any potential racial issues that have been raised. All I am concerned about here is pants wearing. And homeboy wears pants. And fanny packs. And awesomely accurate T-Shirts.
I don’t intend to do any research on this guy, but I am just going to assume that he saw his whole unit gunned to shreds in a Charlie ambush, shortly before he murdered about 30 of them with a serrated knife and made a necklace of their kidneys.
From a technical perspective, the guy is really solid. He doesn’t have room for fundamental footwork, but his opening straight left is a thing of beauty. I think a pretty good idea for a weekly TV show would be giving this dude his morning dose of crazy sauce, and then putting him in cage matches against random ethnic groups.
And I’ll tell you another thing, this guy just got himself a spot on my elite commando unit, the Pimpin’ Assassin Ninja Tactical Squad (P.A.N.T.S.). These are sleeper agents around the country that convene in the secret island headquarts of TYSOTB when national / galactic crisis arise that can only be resolved by earths greatest badasses. Other unit members include Elizabeth Lambert and Dog that Fights Sharks.
#1 by SpeakerBoxxx on February 19, 2010 - 8:24 pm
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i was putting together a merger, or sleeping, until 3 today, so i didn't make the editorial meeting. but i would like to offer some ex post runners up. lindsey vonn won a gold on a fucked up leg, on nasty ass course that took out what looked like about 50 percent of the competitors. and andrew bogut for giving tickets away to crazy ass fans.
and how do i try out for the PANTS team?
#2 by Deutschebag on February 20, 2010 - 5:29 am
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Lindsey Vonn would have been an interesting choice, depending on whether or not you believe she made up the whole leg thing to avoid disappointment if she lost. Although she did bite it a day later.
#3 by SpeakerBoxxx on February 20, 2010 - 6:18 am
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I'm willing to accept it was blown out of proportion, but not that it was completely fabricated. So I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I have an ingrown toenail right now and if I had to ski down that glacier I'd do it screeching with pain for the first 20 yards and then I'd fall down and curl up in a fetal position and cry. Respek.
#4 by LamboWeezy on February 21, 2010 - 1:18 pm
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A few thoughts on that gem of a video. The award should now be named after this guy. The AC Transit Hero Memorial Weekly Award for Feats in Beard Sportingness. He better have got that job he was interviewing for after this. How much would you pay to see his reume? How much would you be willing to bet it proclaims himself "a motherfucker" somewhere on it.
#5 by SpeakerBoxxx on February 22, 2010 - 9:53 pm
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He'll definitely be considered as a patron saint at the next shareholder meeting. And yeah, I'm not sure who holds the merchandising rights on the "I Am a Motherfucker" line, but I would totally print up those T-shirts and sell them if I wasn't certain I'd lose sleep over depriving that guy of any profits he might be able to make from it.