Can we do it without the Speedo? Just this once?
And that name is the sucker that Carrie Prejean actually weaseled a ring out of without any apparent coercion after she couldn’t get pregnant by Michael Phelps. Be all that you can be Kyle. According to the NY Post, a close friend of Prejean repeatedly advised her to get pregnant by Phelps. To be fair, the Post only says that a friend advised her and that it never really happened, but I think the evidence clearly suggests Prejean tried repeatedly. At the very least, it’s unsurprising that she surrounds herself with these kinds of detestable people, given that she is a detestable hypocrite herself. With this story, Prejean moves herself squarely in to the #1 spot in the World’s Most Awfulest People power rankings. This chick makes me want to go cuddle with Rick Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. Now there’s a pretty picture. Way to put that swim cap to good use, Mike.
